#JustThinking (29-1-2018)

Linkedin has benefitted society a lot 

Was stalking your ex this easy before?

#JustThinking

Anupam Sharma Shlok

#Anupamism

Linkedin Truths (29-Jan-2018)

1) Same People who accept your connection request on Linkedin won't accept your friend requests on Facebook.

2) Your neighbor who has opened a vegetable shop in your vicinity writes his title as "founder at Spinachhub.com".

3) All the great things you read about Linkedin, are not necessarily applicable to Linkedin India as well.For example, People outside India actually get jobs through Linkedin. 

4) Over engagement through personal messages irritates.

5) Yes, a significant number of Profiles are fake. For example, The over Friendly girl you are hopeful about and whose DP is extremely revealing is actually a guy.

6) For a great number of People, Linkedin is as addictive as Facebook, Insta, Twitter, Pornhub, etc. 

7) Yes its true, my best Friend actually got married through Linkedin.

8) Your boss, peers, subordinate all knew you are looking out for a job change once you wrote "Interested" in "Jobs in Canada, Australia post"

9) Remember phishing mail on Gmail "You have won 10 million dollars"? , those people exist on Linkedin as well. BEWARE 

10) Hardly 0.5% users create content,92.5% appreciate that content and 6% are Copy, Paste experts.

Anupam Sharma Shlok

#Anupamism

P.S. - Do you think writing Part 2 is worth?

Lessons Learnt @ #IPLAuction (28-Jan-2018)

#ChrisGayle - Your Past success is worthless at Present. You have to perform consistently to be at the top. 

#PreityZinta - Girls have a kind heart.

#BenStrokes - If you are "the best" in what you do, your bad attitude & behavior can be forgiven.

#JaydevUnadkat - Identifying and nourishing Talent by consistent hard work can do wonders.

#MartinGuptill - Performing is important. Market your performances is more important.

#Malinga -  Ageing is Bad, really Bad.

#ViratKohli - Some people are born to become great.

#MSD - The people who are born to become great, have to go one day.

#GautamGambhir - Life is circular in shape. It ends from where it starts.

#SandipLamichhane -  India and Nepal are the Best Friend Forever.

#RashidKhan - Imagine #Afghanistan without #Taliban.

#ManishPandey - When God plans for us, he gives us more than what we expect.

#Nagarkoti - #JustThinking What we were doing when we were 18?

#CSK - Old is gold but all golden is not gold.

#MumbaiIndians - Family is much more important than money.

#AnupamSShlok - Bollywood, Yoga, or IPL, which is the biggest Soft Power of India? 

#IPL -  Life is Harsh.

Anupam Sharma Shlok

#Anupamism

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P.S. - Feel free to express your agreement or disagreement.

   

Recruiter & I - A memoir (24-Jan-2018)

I still remember it was 11 on the night of one fateful Sunday when that recruiter called me. She started "Questioning" once I showed interest in the Job Opportunity she offered for an unknown MNC client.

R-What is your Full name?

I-Mr. Anupam Sharma

R-Where were you born?

I-Haldwani, Uttarakhand

R-Latitude & Longitude of Haldwani?

I-29.2183° N,79.5130° E

R-What are your Political & Social beliefs?

I-Anti-Feminist, Anti-Communism & right of the center

R-What is your Stanford-Binet IQ Score?

I-142

R-What is your Gotra and Pravara?

I-Bhardvaja & Angirasa

R-Which Smartphone you use & why?

I-Moto X Play because I can't afford iPhone.

R-What is your ATM Pin?

I-0007

"#Do you have any questions?" She gave me an opportunity once she was done.

I- What is the name of the company?

R-Confidential

I-What is the job Role?

R-Confidential

I-Budget?

R-Confidential

I-Location?

R-Confidential

I-At least Tell me your name?

R-Will tell you once your CV is shortlisted

I-Are you human or Artificial Intelligence?

R-I'll get back to you on this

That was the last time we spoke. She never replied with any feedback & whenever I call her, she neither picks nor calls back.

Anupam S Shlok

#Anupamism

P.S.- Dedicated to all the Recruiters, I love you all.