Recruiter & I - A memoir (24-Jan-2018)

I still remember it was 11 on the night of one fateful Sunday when that recruiter called me. She started "Questioning" once I showed interest in the Job Opportunity she offered for an unknown MNC client.

R-What is your Full name?

I-Mr. Anupam Sharma

R-Where were you born?

I-Haldwani, Uttarakhand

R-Latitude & Longitude of Haldwani?

I-29.2183° N,79.5130° E

R-What are your Political & Social beliefs?

I-Anti-Feminist, Anti-Communism & right of the center

R-What is your Stanford-Binet IQ Score?

I-142

R-What is your Gotra and Pravara?

I-Bhardvaja & Angirasa

R-Which Smartphone you use & why?

I-Moto X Play because I can't afford iPhone.

R-What is your ATM Pin?

I-0007

"#Do you have any questions?" She gave me an opportunity once she was done.

I- What is the name of the company?

R-Confidential

I-What is the job Role?

R-Confidential

I-Budget?

R-Confidential

I-Location?

R-Confidential

I-At least Tell me your name?

R-Will tell you once your CV is shortlisted

I-Are you human or Artificial Intelligence?

R-I'll get back to you on this

That was the last time we spoke. She never replied with any feedback & whenever I call her, she neither picks nor calls back.

Anupam S Shlok

#Anupamism

P.S.- Dedicated to all the Recruiters, I love you all.