Tuesday, April 30, 2019

मटमैली छतरी (30/4/2019)

ये जो नीली जीन की नेकर में बच्चा है अक्षय, ये दाएं में धारी नेकर वाले हृतिक का भाई है। दोनों मेरे घर के पीछे नजूल कॉलोनी है जगतपुरा, वहां अपनी मां के साथ रहते है। इनका बाप पिछले साल दारू के नशे में ट्रेन के नीचे आके कट के मर गया। साथ वाला जिसके हाथ में छोटी बच्ची है, वसीम है। कुछ महीने पहले इनका बाप, इनकी मां और चार और भाई बहनों को छोड़ 16 साल की एक लड़की के साथ भाग गया। मेरे घर से सटे पार्क में जगतपुरा के बच्चों के साथ मैं क्रिकेट या पिड्डू गर्म खेलता हूँ इसलिए हर छोटे बच्चे के बड़े संघर्षो की कहानी पता चलती है। वसीम बारिश में भीगते हुए जा रहा था जब अक्षय ने पीछे से आवाज़ देके उसे छतरी में आने का न्योता दे दिया। सच ही है, जिसके पास कुछ नहीं होता वो औरों के साथ सब कुछ बांटने में एक बार नही हिचकता। मैं घर की खिड़की से बरसती पानी की बूंदों की तस्वीर निकाल रहा था, जब इस क्षण ने मुझे मज़बूर कर दिया तस्वीर लेने के लिए। टूटी छतरी की छावं ने न धर्म पूछा न बारिश की बूंदों ने बरसने से पहले अमीरों का पता। सोचता हूँ इस तस्वीर का एक नाम रखूं! मटमैली छतरी कैसा है? Anupam S. Shlok hashtagAnupamism


Monday, April 29, 2019

Linkedin Etiquettes, I wish people had followed. (29/4/2019)

1) hashtagWisdom has no correlation with the designation. 2) "Others must agree to your point" is not an objective of any hashtagconversation. 3) Bigger company employee = bigger sense; smaller company employee = smaller sense; this is hashtagracism, not logic. 4) Whatever is hashtagbravado for women, cannot be hashtagperversive for men. 5) Everyone is busy writing their own life story, don't abuse them when they don't help you in writing your life story. 6) It's perfectly ok to write in your own language if hashtagEnglish is not your mother tongue. Employers are already discriminative, don't bring the discrimination here. 7) Most of the hashtagmotivational speakers who teach you that don't run behind money but happiness, charge equal to your 1-month salary for a 6-hour session to say this. 8) 40000 recruiters have agreed to help 20000 employees of hashtagJetAirways, now, can you please also look at the 800 inbox messages you never read? 9) Troll is not interested in your answer, do not respond. 10) STOP stealing the hashtagcontent of others, create your own content. 11) Don't follow me, I am lost & unemployed. Anupam S Shlok hashtagAnupamism

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Indian Feminism (27/4/2019)

Please help!

I commented somewhere, "I am #proud of my ancient civilization"

One girl replied to that "You male #chauvinist, you are proud of this civilization which degrades women?"

I wrote a post about "#Sachin being our cricket God"

This abuse came from a middle-aged woman, "Are you blind to look at what #AnjumChopra & #MitaliRaj have achieved?"

I saw a post about great sacrifices a #mother make to give her children to achieve great heights.

A young female intern abused father of the post writer calling him someone who has abused his mother all the years.

I said, "Vote for #Modi".

She said, "You sexist, why not Mamta didi"?

I replied "Are baba, it's not about gender, I do not agree with TMC ideology. Ok, forget Modi make #SushmaSwaraj our PM".

Saw another post of women on LinkedIn, talking about her rare orgasm experiences during sex & how she seduces her man. She is brave.

And if I write the same, I'll be a pervert.

Dear #feminists,

I respect women, I want them to do great want them everywhere. But modern feminism is harming women cause rather helping. Why you have to hate & abuse every male to prove that you are a true feminist?

Have you heard of 'Gargi vachaknavi', one of the 52 rishikas, a true feminist, who wrote shlokas in Vedas?

Anupam S. Shlok
#Anupamism

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Sad end of Rohit tiwari's sad story(25-Apr-2019)

In 2008, this guy Rohit Shekhar Tiwari filed a paternity suit against his father N.D. Tiwari, who was 4 time CM and in early 1990s prime contender to become PM of India. His father accepted him as a son in 2014 and eventually married her mother, once the DNA result confirmed his claim. Now in 2019, at the age of 40, the girl sitting next to him, his wife for 1 year, murdered him when he was drunk. It was a love marriage. His mother says that they were in a failed marriage. "We live in misery and die in misery. We are hopeful that out tomorrow will be better than today. Unfortunately, for most of the people that tomorrow never comes", my favorite philosopher quotes this though I don't agree to him for obvious reasons. Being an Uttarakhandi, I have followed this guy's story since ever. Some people are simply born to struggle and that struggle never gets over. This story also tells the diminishing and corruption of the Indian family system. A Product of adultery, Rohit, is a prime example of how situation dictates human life. Was he with some other woman or her wife was influenced by some other man, we will know all this in coming days but as an Individual, his lifelong sufferings have come to an end.



Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Can a man be sexually abused?(24-Apr-2019)

The year 2009, I was learning theater at Shri Ram center, Mandi House, Delhi. It was around 7 in the evening and I was waiting for my friend to join me at #Regal cinema, CP.

A car stopped and a decent woman in her early 40s peeped outside from driver seat and asked: "Rohini mein booking leni hai kya"?

Only thing I uttered was 'hain'?

She looked puzzled and asked, "Are you J"?

"No, I am neither J nor K" was my answer.

She left without saying anything.

My friend reached in some time and told me that the black goggles I was wearing in the evening was a 'hint' for her.

Imagine, if the same incident had happened with a girl?

Interestingly, I never felt harassed about it. We actually laughed over it.

I was constantly sexually abused by an adult neighbor girl when I was 5. Believe me, I never got disturbed by this. I pretend to be a victim in my thoughts but actually, I never felt abused.

How fabulously this society has manipulated us that we men can't be abused? Is this manipulation biological or psychological, I don't know?

My Ex-GF literally blackmailed me for a 'last thing' when we broke up because she was always stealing money from my wallet.

Yeah, I feel silly but not abused.

Anupam S. Shlok
#Anupamism
www.anupamism.blogspot.com

Monday, April 22, 2019

Who created Poverty? (22/4/2019)


We created poverty and starvation by creating the structure of society. 

Look around, think, nature had given us in abundance. Nature is only interested in the survival of a species for a certain period. When nature gave us this planet, every species had enough to survive. We were one of the species which completes a food chain. Most probably we were here to feed Female mosquito so they can survive.

But with the enhancement of intellect, we started occupying the homes of others. We started destroying this planet with an assumption that we'll make this a better place to live. (for whom?)

These societies what we have built were homes of Lions, bears, elephants as well but today you want animals either as a pet or you want them in a zoo. We assume that anything existing on this planet is primarily to serve us, religious ideas have hurt this planet the most. GUYS THIS UNIVERSE IS NOT TO SERVE US, WE ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THIS WORLD.

When we were born, nature did not give us any property rights. This means someone took someone rights, someone became rich & other poor. 

You feel bad when you see the poor? But do you give his rights back? No, we love charity, so they don't claim what is theirs.

Anupam S Sharma
#Anupamism
www.anupamism.blogspot.com

Sunday, April 21, 2019

What is good about LinkedIn ? (20-Apr-2019)

1) It consoles me by showing 1000 other messed up individuals, I am not alone. 2) Stalking ex GFs was never this easier. 3) By "Who is visiting you" feature, you know who is stalking you. 4) I have learned to write any story ever in 1300 characters. 8) Making a new connection was never easier. I have 15,000 connections here, 253 in Fb, 224 in Twitter and 171 in Insta. 6) My feed is always stuffed with beautiful viral images of women leaving or joining an organization. (Not sure why no man? ) 7) Limited political posts, thank God very few people talk about NaMo, RaGa. 8) It actually gives the job to few, It actually gives business to few. 9) My best friend actually got married through LinkedIn. 10) The only platform where Actors, Cricketers or Politicians are not the most followed people. 11) 'Few' posts, like this one, make sense. 12) People are always ready with advice. ( Though not help if you are not from hashtagJetAirways) 14) Generally, people don't steal your posts, they share. Do you remember my last year post "What is bad about LinkedIn"? https://lnkd.in/fneE4sA I guess I have come a long way. Anupam S. Shlok hashtagAnupamism www.anupamism.blogspot.com