I had a rare altercation with my Girl Friend #Celina (Name changed) and the way it happens, we were trying to hurt each other by saying the worst things possible, obviously to patch up later.๐
In all this, out of nowhere, I said, do you know I have 12,000 #connections on LinkedIn, you have to take next birth to get those many.๐
Oh, that naughty smile I always loved, she did that, said "Anupam ji dekhiyega", opened her account on my phone. She had 237 new requests and 13500+ connections. ๐ฒ
****, I was dumbstruck, I am on "1 article a day" mode for the last 3 years, always engaged and her only activity in last one year was liking one of the posts of her EX- boyfriend. ๐ค
Her only USP was her smiling picture in a business suit and that difference proved too much to be filled by my moderate writing skills.
Dear Shiva, Allah, Jesus or whoever is the truth, if reincarnation is a possibility, swear on me that in my next birth you'll make me a really really hot girl. We average looking, non-gym going boys ain't really achieving what we deserve. You know this right. Those 'influencers" who steal my content have 40000 +.
Please consider, haan.
Anupam S Shlok
#Anupamism
#BeingAMan
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